National Lampoon's Chess Maniac 5 Billion and 1

Yes this is very good, we can absorb every step like a bed of roses and of course we hope that the forest will be fertile again. So there is no golf course in the head, yes of course. Thank you

When I play chess games with this game I feel a deeper and deeper, yes of course because it is deep.and without me realizing itchronic baldness has occurred, and of course it is difficult to find a cure, all of it is very deep, yes of course in a deep thing. Thank you and respectful greetings

i just want to say OH MY GOD.thank you very much and respectful greetings

I've seen this pattern in the computer chess community for years. First people praise something, then they get used to receiving updates, features, and upgrades for free and that's a very good thing. We saw similar attitudes around previous engines and GUIs - Rybka, Houdini, Komodo, HIARCS Chess Explorer and others. Many people want professional-grade software, enterprise-grade stability, impeccable documentation, constant updates, and open-source access, completely free and legal. I think sharing will make life happier than being a stingy human being, making hair falling, pathetic and a golf course in the head. Thank you and respectful greetings

When I play this game, I feel like I'm playing chess. And that, of course, because it's a game of chess, yes, of course it's a great feeling, it's hard to explain why hair falls out and of course in the end there's a golf course on the head, yes of course. Thank you

Me gusta mucho este juego, el ajedrez te hace pensar en cómo lidiar con la caída del pelo, tienes que preguntar al tablero de ajedrez y escuchar la inevitable calvicie crónica. ¡Muchas gracias

Les bonnes décisions viennent de l'expérience, et l'expérience vient des programmes/moteurs gratuits ! Cela réduit la perte de cheveux et la calvitie chronique ! Impressionnant, j'adore

This game is a riot. Truly, an old school Masterpiece whether you're a chess fan or not.
If not, I can't think of a more entertaining way to learn. Watch out though, HAL is a little sketchy.

OMG, this game is hilarious! The game talks to you like it's HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey, and trash talks you in a very calm manner. Unfortunately it taught my 5-year-old daughter, who was sitting on my lap watching me play, the word "sucks" after it said, "Dan, that move sucks" when I took its queen. I think I'm going to get a lot of enjoyment out of this game as long as I don't play it with the kids around.

OMG
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it is hilarious! And it will cheat on you if you let it.
Funny story, the chess computer thinks its HAL and it got fried when it played a game of chess with Dan Quail. It will talk trash to you. One day it said (in that slow HAL voice) "Dan... Last night, I did your wife" I was laughing so hard it cheated on me and I missed it. Never could get it to say that comment again.