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This is an ok Tetris clone. The controls are quite decent and you can move a block shortly after you dropped it. Sadly, you can't see the next block in line and getting a tetris doesn't help either, so don't even go for it. It's especially hard to do, since the block distribution is quite strange. I got no long blocks for a while and next game I got 6 in a row.
The backdrop is a pinup style picture and removing lines reveals full on animated hardcore porn scenes. There are only 4 or 5, so the novelty factor wears off quite quickly.
With a bit optimization on the gameplay and a bigger selection of scenes this could very well stand on its own.
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Joe Mama17 Mar. 2017
The "porn" is kind of like animated gifs, but the play is solid and as you clear each line a little more of the picture is revealed. An "interesting" twist on Tetris.
1
slowfreq10 Jul. 2013
thanks image-line! you make great music software, and now i can have some fun after i'm done
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A Wise Old Man19 Feb. 2013
What? You've got this, but you don't have either version of Virtual Valerie? What sort of pirate are you, sir? :angry:
-3
kk26 Jan. 2012
good
0
Tetris Master11 Jan. 2012
Holy shit... this is amazing(ly funny)
Never in my life did a porn version of tetris every cross my mind. When I started playing I was like "There is no way they are gonna show anything past topless... " They proved me wrong fast.
Its a pretty solid tetris game but i haven't found a pause button yet. I think the porn is a good way of keeping the Male (or maybe female) player going. I would love to play this game longer because it found myself laughing that such a thing is even real.
The porn in this game is a little odd... the backdrop is a still picture and as you clear lines you slowly delete the sidebar and showing a "Movie" The movie is really just a bunch of animated pictures being looped. I say download it and play it because its quite the sight to see a porn version of tetris.
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This is an ok Tetris clone. The controls are quite decent and you can move a block shortly after you dropped it.
Sadly, you can't see the next block in line and getting a tetris doesn't help either, so don't even go for it. It's especially hard to do, since the block distribution is quite strange. I got no long blocks for a while and next game I got 6 in a row.
The backdrop is a pinup style picture and removing lines reveals full on animated hardcore porn scenes. There are only 4 or 5, so the novelty factor wears off quite quickly.
With a bit optimization on the gameplay and a bigger selection of scenes this could very well stand on its own.
The "porn" is kind of like animated gifs, but the play is solid and as you clear each line a little more of the picture is revealed. An "interesting" twist on Tetris.
thanks image-line! you make great music software, and now i can have some fun after i'm done
What? You've got this, but you don't have either version of Virtual Valerie? What sort of pirate are you, sir? :angry:
good
Holy shit... this is amazing(ly funny)
Never in my life did a porn version of tetris every cross my mind.
When I started playing I was like "There is no way they are gonna show anything past topless... " They proved me wrong fast.
Its a pretty solid tetris game but i haven't found a pause button yet.
I think the porn is a good way of keeping the Male (or maybe female) player going. I would love to play this game longer because it found myself laughing that such a thing is even real.
The porn in this game is a little odd... the backdrop is a still picture and as you clear lines you slowly delete the sidebar and showing a "Movie" The movie is really just a bunch of animated pictures being looped. I say download it and play it because its quite the sight to see a porn version of tetris.
No comment nor review for this game at the moment.