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I'm looking for a platform game from around that same time, which used many artwork from this game. It's very similar to one available here called Dick Sucks, but with old 90s graphics. Does anyone know the name of this game I'm talking about? I searched all over but couldn't find it anywhere.
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Akumajou The 3rd04 Aug. 2024
This game is no sound?
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bigdickog20 Jan. 2024
the fortnight fans downvoting comments in here lol
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dalis torrez02 Jul. 2020
Good one , I did not remember they made games like that at that time.!!! very good memories
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Enchanted Peach Tree06 Jan. 2020
How the fucking long that was.
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Caticorn28 Mar. 2019
You kids can laugh at it now but for some of us it was either this or the Sears catalog.
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Stuben28 Jun. 2018
Top comment
My right hand is very muscular after playing this.
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broken17 Aug. 2017
upon launching via dos box the game says it needs windows....wtf.....im runing windows #1 and #2 if thats the case why is this under DOS
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SOME GUY07 Apr. 2017
I love how "Donkey Kong" is considered a related game to this. xD
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Banter27 Feb. 2017
I am loving the comments, can't believe this exists. Someone had to draw all of these, the one with *slish* cracks me up; from the lady's chin that's suddenly gone all concave to the pervy floating man's head. Thank you so much early 90's, you've given me a right little giggle.
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Tron27 Oct. 2015
LMAO at the poor souls who actually paid for this stuff...God, Hahahhaha , can't help but visualize the expressions of the 80's kids playing this thing and having 'fun'. And I can't even compose myself to think about the adults back then!! Sheer LOLZ!
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Bill Cosby02 Oct. 2015
If only it was this easy.
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B1LL6006 Sep. 2015
The creators of this,
Original Code................................................Tim Sweeney Updated Code.................................................Tom Telbot Design.......................................................Tim Sweeney
Is this the same Tim Sweeney who started EPIC games and one of the creators of the Unreal engine?
I lol'd, trololololol
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Nik30 May. 2015
Wow... I had to dig really deep on this one.
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Hulsie02 May. 2015
This game's great. Very educational.
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Loco_Coconut7330 Jan. 2015
Youth of today don't know how good they've got it. We used to wait hours to download cheap anime. Now, all you need to do is point, click and Unhh !!!
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ign23 Sep. 2014
10/10 ;)
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RampagingRob11 Jul. 2014
As a young buck of 12 seasons this game taught me everything I needed to know about the anatomy of a woman. Truly a simulation ahead of its time. I only realised the other day how realistic the sounds were when I was making love to my woman and we fell off the bed and she bumped her head. Unnnnhhhhh indeed!!
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RIck Havoc11 Jul. 2014
Cant stop laughing Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!
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Tressell28 May. 2014
"Squeek", "Slish", "Unhh". HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I've met some ropey women before, but at NO time have any of them made the aforementioned noises. Life before internet porn was pretty grim, I remember.
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FastEast25 Mar. 2014
Left click : performance selection Right click : stop performance S : Toggle sound effect on/off M : Toggle music on/off Q : Quit game
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Bob12 Feb. 2014
this game is pretty great i can play this for hours and not get bored
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hahahaha11 Feb. 2014
i couldnt stop laughing i cant believe this exists
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BaldyOldFart20 Jan. 2014
@NitroBear: run simusex.bat - Although you CANNOT RUN THIS IN WINDOZE! - Install DOSBOX or go for DBGL (Dos Box Game Loader) or D-Fend Reloaded (Which both include DOSBOX) Check the "How to play" Link on the left of this page, and remember to ... READ THE README or READ.1ST FILES!
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NitroBear22 Dec. 2013
A.exe and C.exe do nothing. B.exe gives me an error. Does anyone know how to fix this?
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Zyyz13 Nov. 2013
What the... I don't even... WHAT?!?
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Omegalore24 Oct. 2013
I never knew something like this actually existed. Wow.
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Josh25 Sep. 2013
My friend and I downloaded this back in 1995 or so, from a BBS on my 2400bps modem. It took around three hours, if I remember correctly. After it finished downloading, the BBS operator called my house and just broke down laughing. Said it was the funniest, saddest thing he'd ever seen. :)
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crappy22 Sep. 2013
AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is unreal
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Zaphod17 May. 2013
I came.
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lrgpns16 May. 2013
No lasting amusement value here, even if you're just looking to laugh at it rather than the "intented" purpose. It's like a primitive predecessor to Zone flash games and the like, but this one doesn't even have climaxes. Some of the sound effects are a little ridiculous, too.
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dapper fapper21 Apr. 2013
Challenge accepted
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Jjgarxia12320 Apr. 2013
Awesome
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Dan06 Mar. 2013
One just has to feel for the guys who were willing to shell out money for stuff like these back in the 90's..
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Nicole04 Mar. 2013
O.O Dafuq
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64820-AFA16 Jan. 2013
I'm not even going to make a joke. It's just too easy.
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John28 Nov. 2012
Virtual sex ed of the 90ties
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E21 Oct. 2012
sexy porn beyond belief...
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Flamers15 Aug. 2012
hmm Educating O_O
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hi25 Jul. 2012
huahhhhhhh
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Allison05 Jun. 2012
It's ridiculous that this exists
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Tony06 Apr. 2012
LOL
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Frank02 Mar. 2012
Hahahahahahahahaha
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No comment nor review for this game at the moment.
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I'm looking for a platform game from around that same time, which used many artwork from this game. It's very similar to one available here called Dick Sucks, but with old 90s graphics. Does anyone know the name of this game I'm talking about? I searched all over but couldn't find it anywhere.
This game is no sound?
the fortnight fans downvoting comments in here lol
Good one , I did not remember they made games like that at that time.!!! very good memories
How the fucking long that was.
You kids can laugh at it now but for some of us it was either this or the Sears catalog.
My right hand is very muscular after playing this.
upon launching via dos box the game says it needs windows....wtf.....im runing windows #1
and #2 if thats the case why is this under DOS
I love how "Donkey Kong" is considered a related game to this. xD
I am loving the comments, can't believe this exists. Someone had to draw all of these, the one with *slish* cracks me up; from the lady's chin that's suddenly gone all concave to the pervy floating man's head. Thank you so much early 90's, you've given me a right little giggle.
LMAO at the poor souls who actually paid for this stuff...God, Hahahhaha , can't help but visualize the expressions of the 80's kids playing this thing and having 'fun'. And I can't even compose myself to think about the adults back then!! Sheer LOLZ!
If only it was this easy.
The creators of this,
Original Code................................................Tim Sweeney
Updated Code.................................................Tom Telbot
Design.......................................................Tim Sweeney
Is this the same Tim Sweeney who started EPIC games and one of the creators of the Unreal engine?
I lol'd, trololololol
Wow... I had to dig really deep on this one.
This game's great. Very educational.
Youth of today don't know how good they've got it. We used to wait hours to download cheap anime. Now, all you need to do is point, click and Unhh !!!
10/10 ;)
As a young buck of 12 seasons this game taught me everything I needed to know about the anatomy of a woman. Truly a simulation ahead of its time. I only realised the other day how realistic the sounds were when I was making love to my woman and we fell off the bed and she bumped her head. Unnnnhhhhh indeed!!
Cant stop laughing Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!
"Squeek", "Slish", "Unhh".
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I've met some ropey women before, but at NO time have any of them made the aforementioned noises.
Life before internet porn was pretty grim, I remember.
Left click : performance selection
Right click : stop performance
S : Toggle sound effect on/off
M : Toggle music on/off
Q : Quit game
this game is pretty great i can play this for hours and not get bored
i couldnt stop laughing i cant believe this exists
@NitroBear: run simusex.bat - Although you CANNOT RUN THIS IN WINDOZE! -
Install DOSBOX or go for DBGL (Dos Box Game Loader) or D-Fend Reloaded (Which both include DOSBOX)
Check the "How to play" Link on the left of this page, and remember to ...
READ THE README or READ.1ST FILES!
A.exe and C.exe do nothing. B.exe gives me an error. Does anyone know how to fix this?
What the... I don't even... WHAT?!?
I never knew something like this actually existed. Wow.
My friend and I downloaded this back in 1995 or so, from a BBS on my 2400bps modem. It took around three hours, if I remember correctly. After it finished downloading, the BBS operator called my house and just broke down laughing. Said it was the funniest, saddest thing he'd ever seen. :)
AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is unreal
I came.
No lasting amusement value here, even if you're just looking to laugh at it rather than the "intented" purpose. It's like a primitive predecessor to Zone flash games and the like, but this one doesn't even have climaxes. Some of the sound effects are a little ridiculous, too.
Challenge accepted
Awesome
One just has to feel for the guys who were willing to shell out money for stuff like these back in the 90's..
O.O Dafuq
I'm not even going to make a joke. It's just too easy.
Virtual sex ed of the 90ties
sexy porn beyond belief...
hmm Educating O_O
huahhhhhhh
It's ridiculous that this exists
LOL
Hahahahahahahahaha
No comment nor review for this game at the moment.