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Crazy Cows

DOS - 1998

Crazy Cows is a fun, tongue-in-cheek turn-based strategy game that pits gray cows against brown cows in a battle for survival.

Your goal is to annihilate all opposing cows on the map with your cow soldiers. The gameplay is turn-based but timed: similar to Space Hulk, you have a limited time each turn, so you must use it wisely in planning your moves. Your cows start out empty-handed (empty-hooved?), but they will soon find weapons scattered on the ground. There are 6 types of weapons: shotgun, bazooka, katana sword, mines, kooathilie stick (try saying that three times fast), and scuba gear (which lets your cow breathe underwater). Anything your cow picks up will be equipped automatically, and any existing weapon will be dropped on the ground. Although gameplay mechanics are simple, Crazy Cows takes into account a few realistic factors such as terrain effects. Travelling through grass, for example, is faster than through the forest, while forcing your cows to go through mountains or desert will decrease their health. Unit production is a very simple affair: any farm you control will produce a cow at random, so the more farms you control, the more cows you will get. There are two modes to choose from: War and Battle. The War mode is essentially a full campaign mode that comprises sixteen levels that get progressively harder with more powerful cows. Battle mode is a way to play a single map, including custom ones you can create using the excellent editor included in the package. The Battle mode also allows you to play against another human player. With simple gameplay and decent graphics, Crazy Cows is a nice ?light? strategy game that Warcraft fans should take a look. It?s neither sophisticated nor epic, but the humor (calling Action Points ?MUs? instead of ?APs? for example) gives the game plenty of unique charm that will keep you entertained for a while. Recommended!

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Comments and reviews

Ken1 15 Feb. 2026

Oh this game.. I once had it back in early 2000 and played it on the schools computer :P
Win98 era..oh well. I discovered that I had it downloaded and copied on a cd-rom with all other stuff from that period in school. Alas, it won´t install on a modern system.
So, google fu and voila! I found out where you can play it online. :D Anyway I can´t remember if I ever played it through or just a few levels, or if I liked it at all, but apparently I did so due to the fact I had it on cd-rom.
Oh well, time to play. Mooh mohh!

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Another Cow Lover 19 Apr. 2025

I agree with the other comments. Also what a great premise for a game!

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cow lover 08 Jul. 2020

everything cow lover said was awesome

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cowlover52 08 Jul. 2020

P.S. this game is how i got my name!

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cowlover52 08 Jul. 2020
Top comment

ever since i was a boy i had a thought "what if someone made a game where instead of cows just being calm animals they were crazy and lusted for blood" and then i finally found what i wanted when i was at hte store with my mom i saw this game and though to my self "finally the game that i've wanted for ages its right in the palm of my hands" i begged my mom to buy this game for me after minutes upon minutes of begging my mom to buy this game she finally did it i was so excited o play this game when we finally came ome i booted up the old family computer and played this game and and my god was it hte best game i have ever played i never played anything else for months on end my grades dropped and i almost got expelled but it was worth it for crazy cows my mom finally snapped and took this game away from me i was devastated the game that i loved so much and held so close to my heart taken away from me at an instant i didnt leave my room i didnt eat i didnt do anything for days until my mom finally gave me back my beloved crazy cows fortunately i stopped playing crazy cows and focused on fixing my grades and getting my life back together (my mom died 2 weeks later by the way) highly reccomend this game -cowlover52 signing off

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Downloads

DOS version
v1.22
United Kingdom English
1 MB

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